jim

all roads lead to jim

A small grey cat on the Float launchpad. Something traditional for the trenches, and a hedge against vamps and unethical PVP.

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$JIM CAposted here at launch
Jim, a small grey kitten with huge dark eyes and a tiny tongue, sitting in a blue and white pool float
Keep walking

all roads lead to jim

A giant grey kitten rises over a sunset at the end of a long straight road, with dozens of winding roads merging into it. Glowing letters in the sky read: all roads lead to jim. Walk toward the light

the creed

Recently the trenches have been in dire need of something traditional and a hedge against vamps and unethical PVP.

Jim is the solution for those problems; with float introducing itself to the world there hasn't been a cult type of narrative to carry on the legacy of what float was built for.

Exit 1

The lore

Mile 1

The trenches

It got loud down there. A new coin every minute, and nothing anyone would remember by dinner.

Mile 2

The vamps

Anything that worked got copied within the hour. Same ticker, same picture, worse intentions. PVP stopped being a game.

Mile 3

Float

Then Float showed up, with coins paired to tokenized stocks and a 1 SOL toll on reused tickers. It had rules. It didn't have a cult.

Mile 4

Jim

So here is Jim. A small grey cat with very big eyes. Something traditional. You don't need a whitepaper to understand a cat.

Exit 2

Which road brought you here?

Nobody starts out looking for Jim. You get here the long way.

  1. the vamp road

    You aped the copy of the copy.

  2. the pvp road

    Three tickers, one narrative, no survivors.

  3. the bundle road

    The top twenty wallets were one guy.

  4. the dev sold road

    "Never selling," said the dev, mid-sell.

  5. the paper road

    You sold the bottom, then watched from the shoulder.

  6. the kol road

    You bought the call. You were the exit.

different roads.same cat.

Exit 3

Jim is on Float

Float is a Solana launchpad where every coin is paired with another token: a tokenized stock like NVIDIA or Tesla, a pre-IPO name, ZEC or XMR, or plain SOL or USDC. Everyone on it drives by the same rules of the road.

  • Ticker toll1 SOL

    Vamps pay.

    Each ticker launches free once. Reusing one costs 1 SOL, refunded only if that coin graduates within 48 hours.

  • First buy
    limit    3%

    First buy, capped.

    On the launch form, a creator's first buy stops at 3% of supply. The cap covers that one buy only.

  • LP
    LOCKED

    Nobody pulls it.

    At about $150,000 a coin graduates. Its liquidity moves to a Raydium pool and is locked forever.

  • Holders15%of the fee split

    Paid to sit still.

    15% of the fee split goes to a coin's holders, pro rata, in the paired token.

  • Supply1,000,000,000No mint · No freeze

    One billion, fixed.

    Every coin launches with a fixed supply and no mint or freeze authority.

All of this comes from Float's own docs. Read the full rules and the risks before you trade.

Exit 4

Dress Jim up

Exit 5

Paint your road

Whatever you type gets painted on the road to Jim. Save it and post it.

Post it

A link can't attach a picture on X, so save it first and drop it into your post.

Exit 6

Take Jim with you

You walked all this way.
Say hi to Jim.

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$JIM CAposted here at launch

One CA. If it isn't on this page or on @JimOnFloat_, it isn't Jim.